she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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