Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
You need a sexual gate keeper
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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