Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
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