I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
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