how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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