I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
My dick has a subreddit
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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