hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
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It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
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Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
FACT: You were laying down on top the bar letting randoms do bodyshots off you until someone told theyre friend "its time to roll, i wanna hit another bar" and you literally rolled your self right off the bar. have fun explaining your bruises tomorrow
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