Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
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