me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
Her facebook status said "just got a sign from god". I texted her and apparently she found a slice of pizza in the shower.
You almost married that.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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