I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
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