Don't you send me to vm
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
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Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
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She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
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