did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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