I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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