Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
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