belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
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nobody is as good of a wingman as me. i make whoever im with look like mark wahlberg during his underwear model phase
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
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That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
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