That chode just called off the engagement. I just dropped his toothbrush in the toilet. And I’ve forgotten to take my birth control for the past two weeks. He’s fucked!
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
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When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
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His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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