great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
Randomize
