you traded sex for a burrito?
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
Randomize
