he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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