Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
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