we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
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Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
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I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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