i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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