I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
She announced her abortion via fbk
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
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