Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
I just saw a hot homeless man
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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