Annihilated within 20 minutes of arriving on Saturday, proceeded to hook up with him half a dozen times/almost have sex in the shed. Later on I text his boyfriend letting him know he's okay and that he's asleep next to me. If I could parlay this skill into a vital component of national security I'd be the Jack Bauer of homewrecking. Diner later?
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
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And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
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We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
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