You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
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