so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
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