We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
21 People Intentionally Did Despicable Things During Sex
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
20 People Confess What It’s Really Like To Live Under Sharia Law
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
WHY THE FUCK IS MY BATH TUB FILLED WITH MUD?!
1. You were drunk 2. You wanted a mud bath\n3. We tried to talk you out of it, but you kept throwing dirt at us
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."