speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
I just realized that "Hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that?" is in iambic pentameter. I'm going to write a poem...
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
Help me help you realize you are a moron
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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