gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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