The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
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