Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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