so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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