ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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