i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.
That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.
Never judge a man by his mustache.
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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