You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
so much tequila, so little girl.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
