This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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