her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
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I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
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If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
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