He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
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I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
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Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
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