Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
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