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(802): View more from Vermont

it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear

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(912): View more from Georgia

I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.

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(773): View more from Illinois

Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.

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(248): View more from Michigan

you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits

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(954): View more from Florida

These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.

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Marco

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Polo

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(631): View more from New York

So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.

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(906): View more from Michigan

I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.

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(574): View more from Indiana

Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.

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