Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
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separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
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And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
And my parents said I crawled through the house
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
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