i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
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