She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
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