Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet

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Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.

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what. the. fuck.

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I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship

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I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face

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(310): View more from California

At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic

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