Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
All she gave me for breakfast was raw toast. How can she expect me to eat raw toast?
You mean bread?
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
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