I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
I forgot wine drunk hurts
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