my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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