You made me cry and you don't even care
you didnt know i had herpes?
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
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First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
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Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
Have you ever woken up and said a thank you prayer to the beer gods for allowing you to wake up in the morning and still have the ability to walk and talk? Because we should.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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