Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
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they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
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He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
How does one acquire holy water?
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
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