i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
NoShamevember. You game?
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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