no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
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