Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
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He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
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Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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