All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
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