it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
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