someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
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