so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
I drank a fishbowl of liquor and next thing I know I'm sliding into Zach Galifinakis' DMs
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
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