Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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